big game hunting Archives - Richard M. Langworth http://localhost:8080/tag/big-game-hunting Senior Fellow, Hillsdale College Churchill Project, Writer and Historian Wed, 20 Sep 2023 22:16:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9 http://localhost:8080/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/RML-favicon-150x150.png big game hunting Archives - Richard M. Langworth http://localhost:8080/tag/big-game-hunting 32 32 Rhinoceros Table, Mr. Churchill? Thanks but No. http://localhost:8080/rhinoceros-table-mr-churchill-thanks-no Fri, 18 Aug 2017 12:50:06 +0000 https://richardlangworth.com/?p=6059 The Hillsdale College Churchill Project received a novel question: “After his 1908 African safari, Churchill’s  taxidermists ask if he wants a ‘Rhinoceros Table.’ What in the world is a Rhinoceros Table?”

Rhinoceros Table, anyone? The reference is in The Churchill Documents, vol. 4, Minister of the Crown, 1907-1911 (2007), page 753:

Rowland Ward Ltd., 167 Piccadilly, to WSC, 4 March 1908

Sir, In accordance with instructions given on your behalf by Lieutenant Colonel Gordon Wilson, we have in hand the following: MODELLED HEADS 1 Rhinoceros, 1 Zebra, 1 Warthog, 1 Wildebeest, 1 Coke’s Hartebeest, 1 Grant’s Gazelle, 1 Thomson’s Gazelle and the dressing of three Zebra skins, at a total cost of £​32.…

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The Hillsdale College Churchill Project received a novel question: “After his 1908 African safari, Churchill’s  taxidermists ask if he wants a ‘Rhinoceros Table.’ What in the world is a Rhinoceros Table?”

Rhinoceros Table, anyone?

The reference is in The Churchill Documents, vol. 4, Minister of the Crown, 1907-1911 (2007), page 753:
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The rare second (paper wrappers) edition, 1910.

Rowland Ward Ltd., 167 Piccadilly, to WSC, 4 March 1908

Sir, In accordance with instructions given on your behalf by Lieutenant Colonel Gordon Wilson, we have in hand the following: MODELLED HEADS 1 Rhinoceros, 1 Zebra, 1 Warthog, 1 Wildebeest, 1 Coke’s Hartebeest, 1 Grant’s Gazelle, 1 Thomson’s Gazelle and the dressing of three Zebra skins, at a total cost of £​32. 7. 0., (thirty-two pounds seven shillings).

We are, Sir, Yours faithfully per pro ROWLAND WARD LTD

PS: We have no instructions to put in hand a Rhinoceros Table. Do you wish us to do so?

What can it mean?

No question escapes the Churchill Project. We found the answer—in the Sportsman’s Handbook to Collecting, Preserving, and Setting-up Trophies (London: 1906), by Rowland Ward himself:

rhinocerosA fruitful source of trouble to the sportsman in Ceylon, India, Africa, etc., is the proper treatment of an Elephant’s foot. This part, as well as the head, is a recognized trophy…. converted by skill into innumerable articles of domestic utility…. Rhinoceros and Hippopotamus feet are treated in the same way…. the purposes to which portions of analogous trophies may be put are various and almost endless. Many a sportsman, when he has arrived home, has wished he had recollected as much when on the field.

Churchill did not accept Rowland Ward’s enthusiastic offer of a Rhinoceros Table. Good. One can only imagine the stir today, as critics discover it and express their outrage in The Guardian. Why, it’s bad enough that Churchill spent time exploiting Kenya’s wildlife, in addition to gassing the Iraqis, starving the Bengalis, and firebombing Dresden.

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And you thought you had everything? Only $210 will net you a rhinoceros table. See http://bit.ly/2wgnE3V

A 1908 version of the Rhinoceros Table being out of the question in the 21st century, we did find an acceptable substitute, perhaps even made of farm-grown palmwood. Surely this would please the enthusiast remindful of Churchill’s brief escapade as a big game hunter, without violating the standards of what we like to say is a more enlightened age. It would be a conversation piece. But we would not like to have to dust it.

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